I want to remark On my disease; It's not as obvious As a sneeze, Or an allergy to cheese. It's not profound As cancer, But will lay me in the ground. It's worse than an itch, Though that's part of it, I can't stop scratching. I look the picture of health, You'd never know I'm sick, Until you get a whiff. But I am, Bottle or can. ****... there's no pill to take, And the cocktail doesn't work. The worse part of all, Those who say they love me, Think that I'm a ****. I'm not. I'm sick.