Crackle.....crackle....ladies and gentlemen Please fasten your seatbelts at this time The no smoking light is now on We are beginning our descent Into madness I'm using my seatbelt as a dinosaur To get in one more stick Before we crash in a gasoline flavored fireball No music Nothing special No one minding It just is A mommy holds her sleeping daughter A buisness man In a pretty little tie Loses his mind behind me Someone tells him Be cool man your scaring the kids Everyone is faced with the same question I drink cold coffee from a Styrofoam cup Watching the deer play on the clouds outside my (Little window) All those times I was embarassed around people and I prayed "God, please get me out of here" And I got up and walked out I wish I could go back and save all those times To use right now But when I try to get up And walk out on my own power The door opens up ten thousand feet above sea level And closing This is the captain ladies and gentlemen We have suffered a slight engine malfunction And we are going to try to make an emergency landing If you have any prayers Now is the time to use them All I can do is think about you As I sit against the bathroom door I know that if you were here right now You would probably be wearing headphones Listening to your "getting ready to die playlist" Maybe you would put your head on my lap And try to get some sleep before we get there I can almost hear you say "Where we're goin' we won't get much sleep" So I close my eyes And lay my head back Lighting a cigarette beneath the no smoking sign