I need to get new shoes
The laces won't tie because my hands are shaky
I can't even feel these toes because they're freezing
If my chucks weren't meant to be this muddy why would God make it rain?

My hometown told me to hit the road
They even gave me a map
To a place called "*******"
Sounds nice

I gave a homeless man my coat
And he set it on fire
And said
There's more than two ways to skinn a cat!!

I'd give my soul for my dog,
but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do the same
Makes sense to me
I'm the WORST.

My new best friend keeps asking me to let him go
But he can't leave before the best part!
Because here's when I roll up a twenty-

AND INHALE THROUGH MY NOSE