"All who hate me whisper
Together against me;
Against me they
Devise my hurt, saying,....

"Like, is he stupid?"

No Monica
I am not stupid
I am fairly intelligent

Regardless of what you think
Was it the keycards?

I was thinking
I could share one with
My friend

I asked him where he
Would leave it

I wasn't sure where
You had put your
Keycard

I didn't know
If you would be
Needing one
More often

Or where you would
Be going

I didn't know
You would put it
On the counter

I thought you might
Keep it in your pocket

That is why I asked
Where my good friend
Was going to keep

One of the cards
Or, "our keycard"

Your keycard
Can't be relied upon
You never said

You would keep it
On the counter

I didn't know
Where you would
Keep it
Or how often
You would use it

Yes, I understand
Keycards are
Interchangeable

But I didn't know
How often
You would be using yours

That is why
4 people
1 keycard for each
Group of two

I asked him
Where he was keeping ours

Because I didn't know
Where you were placing
The other one

No, I'm not stupid

Should I forgive you?
No, I won't