Your brain is plugged and foggy; Your mind is on the freaking fritz; The poetry is lost and boggy; You hold your pen in woolen mitts.
Try a senryu about your life Or a haiku on the froggy pond; Cut through bloc de l'auter with a knife, And slog out of the slough, Despond.
Sometimes it helps to focus long On a single spot on the wall of life And see what image comes along... (I like to think of my pretty wife).
This writer's block's a funny thing Tied somehow to the lives we lead, And sterile writers need a fling To let their stubborn poems breed.
So walk a while, or take a Jeep; Visit the county fair... Milk a cow or shear a sheep; Wear flowers in your hair.
Or be like me and go take a nap; Read a good book, or call an old friend; Some poems are babies not yet in the lap, Developing elsewhere, somewhere in the When....
Be sure they'll show up when they're ready to shine; They'll trip off your fingers; they'll flow like red wine; They'll sparkle or spark, or they'll whimper and cry, But your poems will arrive, and I'm telling no lie. Be patient, Good Allys..., the block's not an end, Your poems are waiting ahead, 'round the bend.