There's intense romance in walking in the rain under an umbrella.
It's akin to being with your girlfriend in the rain.
My umbrella like my girlfriend is old
she has enough leaking holes to lick my hair and face rolling like a rivulet reaching up to the groin where it creates a puddle of desire when I grab her harder and push thru the fluid thirsting and thrusting like I do with my girlfriend.
But you know the best part comes when my umbrella asks me to throw her away and reach the ****** as the sky cracks to pour a blinding rain.