Here in the darkest recesses of this hallowed ground, do I sit in my shredded clothes lamenting my soul, what trickery is this that my spirit should spout forth such a distasteful drone, welcome one and all says the banner of my grimace, let me show you some wonders to behold, such cordial tales in this darkest of catacombs , come feast on these bleached bones, oh retched man am I, set aside all thoughts for the morrow, for here is my curtain call, hanging from the hands of a faceless clock.