So I was in New York City and I was depressed, not because I was such a success and had so much money, but because the stress that was on me was so unbearable that I wanted to die, so I stepped inside the front door of the Empire State Building and climbed every flight of stairs up to the top where I walked over to the edge and knew this was my time and I executed a perfect swan dive off the roof, but then, as soon as I was flying I decided that actually I wanted to stay alive, that I had a lot to live for, so in a panic I cried out to the Great Fairy Godmother Savior In The Sky to save me, and instantly a feeling came over me that I had to throw up, so, puking, up came two shiny metal springs which I attached to the top of my head and then I hit the sidewalk and BOING up I bounced all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, where in a gentle arc I landed, and was so happy that I began to laugh and the laughter became more and more uncontrollable, so much so that I fell over on to my back where I had a heart attack and died, so the moral is - "Somethins Gonna *** Ya".