Ooh I love you
I love you more than me
My love for you goes for
5-000-000 cups of tea
You see love is a word you use
To totally enjoy yourself
Like counting your numbers from zero right up to 12
You see love is a very particular  fellow it comes at you with a nice mushy kiss
Love really makes you really love life oh ****** yeah it does
I want to have a can of beer
And a scratch from one ear to the next
And then you scratch your belly and say I am ready for the next stage of love
I am lover of good food and good beverages and a good
Way to get home after a great night in the club
I wanna have a beer and I wanna have a cake and a packet of crisps oh yeah that sounds great
I will drink those 5-000-000 cups of tea in style mate
Like in a cup with a saucer
And the colour has to be red
Don't give me another colour
Red is the only colour I want
Love stretches in so many ways
Like drinking beer to red cups and saucers and many more mate you just sit and wait sit and wait my good man