I'd like to be Bukowski today, I'd like to get a good **** in before dusk, and a good drink in at some point, I've wanted some Wild Turkey more than anything.
A good **** when done right without the spring-loaded traps of love, just ******* until your body swells, can make you come for days, and a good drink is good for washing out sadness as it pukes dramamine in your stomach, and Bukowski for a day would be a lemon.
This is pretentious as ****. I am a pretentious ****.