Hey, old friend Remember the days? The times we got so drunk we could barely crawl What a laugh! Other nights we'd be so wired We chewed our lips to shreds And do you remember that opiated Nepalese While the rest were throwing up or falling down We kept right on smoking 'Til we could barely find our feet Haha! And then tripping out at Fool's Nook Thinking the water in the stream was diamonds The mushrooms weren't so magic if you got a bad one But wasn't it fun! Going to dodgy Manchester pubs for the gear Haha, remember that night I nearly got myself shot? I've never talked so fast in all my life And now that we're middle-aged Where are we now, old friend? You're dead and my body's falling to bits Such fun