£5 off... the usual old samuel
replaced by
the irreplaceable jimmy beam,
luxury once the odd
night is formidable,
unison despotism of a Ke$ha
single - and the the sweet smokey
whisk for the kogiel mogiel
wetting the palette (kogiel mogiel?
egg yokes beaten with sugar
and then plopped onto
an Irish coffee) -
bourbon = brothel... well, you have
to give it to the c.c.t.v. crew,
i'm a daily visitor at the supermarket,
i'm almost like a stray cat
or simply an outright pet, people know
my name, they pet me with tut-tut
when i buy a bottle of whiskey
and two bottles of beer, the bottles of beers
get the tut-tut... but today
Jimmy was on offer at the same price
as old Samuel... 12 quid a 70cl pop..
rolling cigarettes: sweetest tobacco...
and am i the only one that thought:
was Obama such a ******* miracle?
i'd say a miracle would have come in
the form of a Native American president...
or am i just nudging the naive sense of things?