I don’t mean to seem misogynistic but I know I need a woman to help me clean and organize my world. I’m not a newly liberated teen caught up in the whirl of sudden liberation from mum and dad; for many years now, this freedom I have had.
I’m afraid I must admit the house is now scary and I am afraid that if I die one day and someone comes to sort the mess of all these years they will not shed a tear.
They may say: “He seemed well-dressed, his elegance suggested something else, a life more organized and certainly less smelly”
Now it seems I have every thing I need, all the solvents, ‘Hoover’ technology and a steady flow of very hot water. I live a life of leisure and I have loads of time which I devote to pleasure.
There’s no excuse for what one sees inside my house; the fault is me.
Now a lady’s lovely touch would also warm my heart which, I am well aware could beat a little harder; but the firmness of that gentle hand is what I really need, it seems, to guide my idle mind and better organize my dream