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Aug 2016
Tea time which means

beans

on

toast,


the most beans I ever got was thirty six

I was going to save them in an album

but

mum

said

NO.




So I ate them

one by one until

all the beans

all thirty six

were gone

and

then I burped

(actually it was a ****)




I only said burp because

I don't want to hurt

the feelings of those

who don't like

crudities.




My bro'

the one just older
though

you wouldn't know it

had to sit next to me for tea




haha still laughing about that.

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John Edward Smallshaw
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John Edward Smallshaw  68/Here and now
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