What if the stars went round the earth
What if the day were night
And cows could fly and trees could cry
Would that resolve my plight?
And if the world were back to front
If the hands on clocks swept back
And the land would wash upon the sea
Our yellow sun turn black.
If all our children went to work
And the parents went to school
Then effect would have predestined cause
That would make fate a fool.
And if age reduced with passing years
And if dying started life
Then perhaps this nonsense that I feel
Would turn out to be right.