hey,

they buried my telegraph pole in a big

big hole and they foisted on me

satellite TV and the

mobile communicator for

the immobile masturbator,




but I'm old fashioned

I like things how God intended




now I'm told, least said,

soonest mended!

*******,

I say it when I see it

my mouth don't come

with brakes attached

and yet I'm

very attached to it.




This is the age of the tool up,

a fit up

the secondary modern to make you sit up

and yet you learn sod all




meanwhile up in **** hall they still

know ****** all and they pay for

even less.




I want my abacus

more beads

less fuss.




(who let me out of the pram

mam?)