you see, i tell people at the mall, that i am cool

they say, no your not cool mate

you see i must be cool

i where a cool black jacket

and i wear socks with sandals

and i perform on youtube

and that, my friend makes me very cool

you i like watching football matches

and cheering on my favourite team

i like watching heavy metal on youtube

and i can sit and watch that all day, because i am cool

i like watching cool broadway shows on youtube

yeah, i must be cool because i go youtube and where wigs

and also funny clothing, people laugh at me,

but i don’t worry because i am cool

i watch cool families on youtube going about having fun

doing vlogs and blogs, and no matter where my life is

i still watch their vlogs and read their blogs, because i am cool

i might be in my 40s, but i am cool and enjoy life

i write my poems on hello poetry cause i am cool

and mate, geeks don’t do poems,

geeks sit down eating their dinner nicely and do everything proper

and i am too cool, to be a geek

you see i am mentally ill, but i can still be cool

because cool is a word to say, that i enjoy life

even when i feel like my heart is rushing

i also like going to NYE events, because i am cool

BE COOL, DUDES