I can spill well and good Can you spill? Let me advise you you should learn how to spill - and to spill well You see, a lot of people can’t spill and so we know they are not educated But if you can spill like me so well and so good and when people read what I write they know straight away I’m educated, very well educated So you see I can spill and so I’m known all over the world as educated and polished and let’s not forget, refined So can you spill? If you can’t, never fear we are all friends here I can help you – I will send you a CD, a DVD and a guide book and other educational material (Yes, all written and produced by me – I told you I’m educated, and polished!) so you can learn to spill like me Of course nothing’s for fee – you must pay me a free and once I got your money I will send you all the material And you can start to spill just like me! And all the world will ask you: “Oh how did you learn to spill like this? ” And you can tell them: “There’s a learned man Down Under the famous Raj Arumugam (Oh, have you never heard?) and he taught me how to spill But of course he made me pay a free for Raj Arumugam as a matter of wise policy never gives anything for fee and now you see I can spill just like Raj Arumugam both us with much pride and glee So I can spill. Can you spill? No? Shame on you! ”