As a young child I would awaked from my mid-day nap to the glorious smell of fresh home-baked cookies, not the premade out of the tube crap ... the real deal made by mom Was I dreaming of her awesome soft baked chocolate chips, the classic sugar cookie or the peanut butter thumb print No matter... I was good with anything produced by her hand Sneaking down the stairs to the kitchen I follow my nose to discover nothing but aroma Mixing bowls are all cleaned and no sign of any used baking sheet First instinct is to climb the cabinet and search the old hiding spot to no avail, she has out smarted me yet again in concealing evidence No jar is left probing by my best Sherlock Holmes investigation the HIDDEN COOKIE JAM will not outwit me again and again I will seek you until I find you then I will lay waste to you like Cookie Monster had his way on Sesame Street.