You find out from the news, or from plain sight Harsh words seethe, a green monster seems to bite You may have found love, but you can’t be glad For those who find it in ways you deem bad Saying they ‘go too fast’ or they ‘go too slow’ Commenting more on what you think you know Thoughts on displays of affection or gifts Loud glances, ‘hushed’ voices during their rifts Taking sides, volunteering to advise Putting forth opinions you think are wise On what must be and on what is proper Anything otherwise a heart-stopper. I’d like to know- why do you care so much? Do you long for beauty that you can’t touch? Why do you defile that which you can’t see Thriving in embarrassment, misery? Who laid the rules of what should be and not? Why can’t you be happy with what you’ve got? Everyone’s not the same, they all vary In tempers, love and personality They find it differently, to each his own Whether it’s when they’re young or when they’re grown Whether it takes a week, a month or years They have only their confusion to clear, Understand the mess of their emotion And follow their hearts along that notion. So they go to unromantic places Perhaps they choose to avoid dumb faces. So they post too many photos online So you believe, but they're the ones who shine. So they seem passionate for your liking Too lustful? Well, stop the overthinking. So they’ve gotten together way too soon So you say, and you think they’re wacky loons Maybe they’re swept in that wondrous magic The fact you can’t ignore them is tragic. So they make mistakes, and find hearts elsewhere Don’t analyse for chemistry in pairs Curious where they are, if they’ve gone further Don’t hail one and just dismiss the other. So they choose to marry early, or late Don’t ask why they hurry or want to wait. So they don’t seem to want marriage at all Every decision of theirs is their call. It’s their **** business, and they do it well They don’t ask for your ideas to sell. Kindly live in peace, they did you no harm Leave them alone, and work on your own charm.
A poem for those with abnormally large metaphorical noses.