Johnny was bored with his life as it was He felt as though his fate was decreed By the likes of Victorian undertakers With professionally ingrained sympathy Wringing their hands with grief to his face Rubbing them with glee behind his back Solemn faced professional men Who were here to bury After all
So, feeling as he did about his life He packed a bag and headed for the jungle Where there are no rules at all Other than those which keep you alive Amongst the roaring beasts on the ground And the screeching creatures of the trees As well as the snakes that hang, crawl and swim Always beware of snakes and their venom And even the tiny deadly mosquito Filled his every day with possible peril But he had freedom Of a sort