The room stayed locked for nigh on thirty years But I could hear the bubbling inside A smell like meat rotting Wafted along the hall I would listen as he tip-toed Along the floorboards to the door Then it would creak open And I see him dressed the next morning Clean shaven and wearing his suit With not a crease insight Like the room didn't even exist Of course we knew it did though I asked Mother one cold winters morning What does daddy do in that room And she told me it was a secret room Little boys weren't to know Now thirty years on he's past And finally I have a key I slowly unlock the door and take a breath Inside are animals of all different sizes Stuffed and looking grand Father was a taxidermist Nothing unnatural all along