there is nothing like a nice cold beer on a nice cold day at the footy

slap bang in the middle of winter

yeah why do people drink cold in cold

it doesn’t make sense to me

and the cold has to always be beer

why can’t the cold be a coke or lift or a glass of water

but i suppose that is a bogan thing i guess

It is time that i decide to stop drinking beer because

if i don’t i will look like a bogan

and that will make me totally sick in an awful way

because bogan’s have such a lot of issues

when they celebrate each other’s birthdays

they celebrate the last day they got smashed

and half of those stories

are enough to bore you to ****** tears

because they are repeating the same stories over and over again

about getting flaming drunk

but i can’t seem to understand why people

think it’s fine to get drunk and act tough

I know i sort of did, but not as bad as them, i should think not

they somewhat think they are grownups

but i can’t seem to see it in them

yeah they can have their nice cold beer on a nice cold day

and enjoy it, well, let them think they are having fun anyway