I had a little  money found myself
bellied up to a bar in Louisville
making the beer- keep keep it flowing
for long tall Sally and Gloomy in the corner
for even Johnny come lately
and pass around Patty
for annoying talkative Bill
and shy Patsy
even bought the  broke guy outside
the cheapest bottle of ***** available
ended up going home broke
wobbling , Patsy my crutch.
I would like to think
she was being charitable.