May 2016
Alice entered wonderland
and was amazed by what she saw
kaleidoscopes of wonder
behind every single door
The characters she met there
were often mad and fast and lazy
big and small, cats and hats
weird and sometimes crazy
But the one that should be feared the most
was the spaced out caterpillar
upon his magic mushroom
thinking he's a lady killer
Offering his bits of 'shroom
to all the little girls
hoping they would take a bite
then for him do pretty twirls
But really he's deluded
his reality insane
questions in place of answers
so you keep playing his game
He knows nothing of the real world
he's aloof and cynical
by his self appointed grandeur
upon his own high pinnacle
He knew of nothing real
only imagined in his mind
his words mostly unpleasant
ungracious and unkind
Often passive then aggressive
shouting nonsense to the air
As he burst right into flames
But by then she didn't care
So Alice not to be deterred
began to grow much bigger
then stomped the ever loving ****
out of that ****** up caterpillar
He'll never be butterfly
nor a bug of any kind
only a husk of skin upon her shoe
Popped out of his ever loving mind.
and was amazed by what she saw
kaleidoscopes of wonder
behind every single door
The characters she met there
were often mad and fast and lazy
big and small, cats and hats
weird and sometimes crazy
But the one that should be feared the most
was the spaced out caterpillar
upon his magic mushroom
thinking he's a lady killer
Offering his bits of 'shroom
to all the little girls
hoping they would take a bite
then for him do pretty twirls
But really he's deluded
his reality insane
questions in place of answers
so you keep playing his game
He knows nothing of the real world
he's aloof and cynical
by his self appointed grandeur
upon his own high pinnacle
He knew of nothing real
only imagined in his mind
his words mostly unpleasant
ungracious and unkind
Often passive then aggressive
shouting nonsense to the air
As he burst right into flames
But by then she didn't care
So Alice not to be deterred
began to grow much bigger
then stomped the ever loving ****
out of that ****** up caterpillar
He'll never be butterfly
nor a bug of any kind
only a husk of skin upon her shoe
Popped out of his ever loving mind.
Caterpillar- Perhaps the most cynical and aloof character in the "Alice in Wonderland" universe. He sits on top of his giant magic mushroom smoking a hookah and teaches Alice how to change size by eating different bits of the mushrooms around her. He's fond of asking transcendental questions like "Who are you?", and is the character that fueled the rumors that Lewis Carroll was on drugs when he wrote the story. Even though it has long be proven that Carroll wasn't on anything when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," it's still fun to think that he was.
