Dedicated to William Shakespeare, Gene Roddenberry, Lewis Carroll and Franz Joseph Haydn.*
The power scythe roared and quivered; Had he chops, he would have licked them - So rabid was he to taste the fray.
Verdure clad stalks by the thousands Eschewed all feint of Futile resistance - Falling like spineless wimps Before the carbon breathed Leviathon's Cyclonic advance.
Pausing only to quaff A long draft of energy potion, Toro relentlessly carved a swath Across the battle ground - Vorpally snicker-snacking his way Toward the mission's inexorable termination.
A single command Brought the roaring vortex to a halt. Victorious, sans medals or ceremony, Captain Toro was debriefed And escorted back To his lonely barracks To sleep, perchance to dream Of past and future triumphs In the jungle wilds at the confluence Of Prairie and Missouri Avenues.