i know, weird, i get to chomp on a baguette,
practice dentistry on a chimpanzee,
say my ******* is a ******
and i get to put on weight
through lack of piston antics,
faking wins in the tour de france
with lance...
i'm turning a ***** bank into a cushion
or a tissue... it's ******* great,
she's doing all the rhino things a man
would, but she's not investing in
househusbands, because the banker children
are having a: he broke my Transformer figure
heart-attack moment like getting a bad haircut...
not earning a million...
but i still rather be Chinese, a son who's father's
mother was living with him under the same roof...
a safeguard against the western epidemic of dementia
like the bubonic plague with detached social
interactions... so much freedom! so much freedom!
no wonder! you forsake familial bonds for
interactions with strangers! no wonder you voided
long-term associations or Andy Warhol friendships
worth 15 minutes... he was't quoting fame...
he was saying: in the future, people will experience
15 minutes of friendship.