Wax on shine off
shine off wax on
buy one
get two free
adverts in
the new university.

Sick to death?
fresh minty breath
sparkling gums
everyone comes
around
in the end.

The latest in new deals
the newest
the greatest,
buy it and test it
the rest of it's
all ****
adverts
the new
university.

So take me
Tai Kwando
give me
the slow mo'
sell me your vision
in
the intermission
my permission
is granted,
but not
guaranteed.