In spite of my learning I feel like a fool For it took me so long to learn the truth about school You don’t know how it goes? You don’t know the rules? Then let me tell you my version of the truth about school From my days in pre-k to my completion of college I was told by society I was obtaining knowledge But from what I have been through and what I can see My convictions tell me that I must disagree I admit in my youth not interacting with people Which was all the more reason I saw school as evil But as I matured and became more social It was more of a process and less of a chokehold Then my years in high school were somewhat a coma Where I didn’t really learn but filled up a quota But with flying colors my diploma was earned And I looked forward to college to actually learn To start my life over I was truly excited After my first year I felt somewhat enlightened But in spite of my joy I needed a pause For I came to notice there were still a few flaws Not really a flaw, but a legitimate scam A plot to take money away of my hand Conceiving to deceive us whenever they choose Charging hundreds of dollars for books that aren’t used Even worse than that is the ugliest case The time spent on a degree in the first place In spite of our major to earn our degree We’re forced to take classes we really don’t need And their justification, at which I’m dumbfounded They say that they want us to be well rounded But in spite of its faults I kept my head in the air Because college here is still better than high school there The flaw in that logic showed not after long When it showed for the most part I truly was wrong Being in school for almost as long as alive I’ve been doing the same thing since I was about five Waking up in the morning and wasting the day Listening to jibberish someone has to say This procedure is twisted and far from anointed If that’s the best way to learn then I’m disappointed But I was told school would increase how much I get paid So I’m not here to learn I’m just here for a grade And once my time finishes, what do I see? A fancy piece of paper they call a degree Yet in spite of the struggle of putting many years in it I would not so much as wipe my rear with it The bane of my existence and the source of my strife I could do without school for the rest of my life Having stood it so long I hope not to stand more I hate all that school is and all it stands for Being barely a step above pure embezzlement It’s the greatest façade of human development So if I go past a bachelor’s let the world be a witness My reason for going was strictly ‘bout business As in my observation the truth has unfurled Real learning occurs with time in the real world And with that being said I can soundly assert this Education is priceless but academia is worthless In fact the thing that disgusts me the most in particular Is that I might have learned more through my extracurriculars But this sick institution had me worried and stressed Oppressed by the papers and distracted by the tests To compare school to work is truly a fallacy For in all ways it puts us out of touch with reality Where the number 4 is that which everyone dreams And five letters mean so much to our self esteem For others in the struggle the burden may be small But for my own preference I am sick of it all My soul is disgruntled and my mind is distorted Involved in a cause that I never supported But having graduated I can finally move on And get a job in the real world where I truly belong my wounds will soon heal and everything will be cool for at least now you know the truth about school