My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me,  yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.
Spliting me in two.

One side pink.
The other side,  more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse all day.
But never feel gay.

Feel free to whistle.
If you feel the need to.

But never say I am gay.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.

But never say I am gay.

Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.
As I strut. and say.

Morning Misses Hay.
Morning Paul she will say.
How are you today.
I will wink, and then proceed to say.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.

But do’nt call me gay.

Yes, I noticed, then she walks away.
Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today.