He had a beard and tattoos Once I called him my boo He said "Who the hell are you?" I said "I don't have a clue" He sleeps till noon and sometimes he's rude But I love him Yeah I love him
He looked like Ru Like most people do But I didn't care Coz he had wavy hair He served me a drink It was orange and pink Then he gave me a wink I could barely think
This guy, I'm addicted He's arms are filled with the Strangest pictures Where are the people I came with? It's okay, I'm not a party girl anyway. So at his bar I'll stay
He offered me a smoke And a line of coke Said I was uptight I thought it was a joke
About last night Tell you about last night Tell you about last night oh
I imagine singing this song in a pub somewhere on open mic night...after I learn guitar and give it a sufficient ending :)