Apr 2016
I woke up early on Christmas Day
but everybody else just slept in.
I'm not the religious type so I don't pray,
instead, to make my breakfast, find my toast is mouldy, and throw it in the bin.
What a great way to start this merry day.
but everybody else just slept in.
I'm not the religious type so I don't pray,
instead, to make my breakfast, find my toast is mouldy, and throw it in the bin.
What a great way to start this merry day.
A sandwich: The truth sandwiched between two lies.
Well, in actuality, I had ran out of milk for my cereal. So, no mouldy toast for breakfast — there wasn't even any bread left.
Well, in actuality, I had ran out of milk for my cereal. So, no mouldy toast for breakfast — there wasn't even any bread left.
