Inside the news today A man made up his mind The casual cages that held his rages Were becoming a bit of a bind So he locked himself in his room And cultivated his gloom Then carefully selected his time
At last he waited until Those who spoke to him still Were on their way to a working day With another eight hours to **** Then he casually did the deed And then he watched himself bleed With a curiously impersonal thrill
So, slowly he died Right there where he lied He lay in a pool the red dead fool So sadly and badly demised It was in the papers that night And they spelt his name right He had finally made the big time