Oho, how I love red nails They mark a promiscuous woman A lady of stature Someone is trying to make a statement But she is far too into her looks They're so glossy! As if they weren't in your face enough already I just love the compliments though So many! Forget my brown eyes Or chameleon skin that is white in the winter And bronze in the summer Never mind those chunky thighs Nice and thick Thick is in these days But the thigh rub It makes a rash as bright as my nails Which are perfect for a girl who talks with her hands You just can't look away You judge in the morning and indulge in the night You try But my red nails are red So they hide the dried blood underneath