I... Um I am... Ahem, (Mumbles) -Uncomfortable Matt... I am Matt
So, I'm stood in front of you And you're looking at me And I'm talking to you And you're listening to me And your eyes are on me And your minds are on me Looking at me and listening to me and eyes on me and minds on me And I'm thinking about what you think about me And now I feel awkward So I'm not coming forward My movements seem backward So, now you feel awkward About drawing toward Because I'm afraid I won't get the reward Of your praise
So you're going to be polite!!! Don't be polite! I hate when you're polite, because I won't believe it! It's not real praise so it doesn't MEAN **** It's not much better than telling me I'm **** But don't tell me I'm ****! Please!! I can't take it!
So, now you're just getting bored and frustrated Listening to me talking about feelings I've debated
I want to get off I want to get out I also want you to clap And I want you to shout
So I'm tense and I'm nervous and we're all feeling scared About if this rhymes good enough to convince me you cared