The coming of Trump Like the coming of Jesus Is hailed by the masses He knows how to please us Or maybe it’s that He just knows how to tease us Cuz he’s clearly not Christ Nor is he close to Jesus
The coming of Trump Like Jesus went through Galilee All that’s missing Are the palm fronds ya see But Jesus rode an *** Trump rides an airplane And so you’d have to say alas The two just aren’t the same
The coming of Trump With all the adulation As if his words alone Could really save the nation And those who are prone To not have any patience You find at every stop Wishing him their salutations
The coming of Trump Like Jesus’ Sermon On-The- Mount Talks about bringing Many things into account He’s gonna build a fence At a huge discount The Mexicans will pay for it Which for him is paramount