I am an old stool that sits at the corner of a soggy bar. Peoples names etched into me like rigged little scars. Surrounded with scraps of sad saps coaxing demons from within their repertoire. Shadows of pretty pale faces twisted in the dim light collect over the years. I'm sticky from thousands of spilt beer and silent tears. I cling to your worn jeans as you rest upon me. You find it cozy; I am the only one that holds onto you with desperation and not the other way around. But don't be outfoxed. I don't need you. I don't need you like the juke box ****** needs the needle hidden in his socks. I don't need you like the bartender needs his private bottle of Jamison to soothe his own life's hard knocks. I don't need you like the blonde at the end of the counter needs someone's beer stained breath hot against her coin slot. Because I'm just a stool. An old fool, forgotten in the corner of your soggy cesspool.