My real friends give me **** for playing DDR,
Magic the Gathering and reading comics.
I don't see the point in asking them over for my birthday.
I turn 16 next week, and I'd rather celebrate it alone.
The purrs of my trusty mouse keeps me company.
And SourKittie1991 says it will be the best party yet;
our guild is finally taking on the Dragon Queen of Laganore.

This time I I'm prepared.

I am Fort Knoxian Smith of the Ult. Hammer Brigade

and nothing will stop me from lvl 888.