A "Preacher" that I knew, an "Evangelist" no less
Richard Edward Rhoades, him I will not bless
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Why pray tell oh why? Listen closely and I'll tell
The "gOSPEL" that he preached, will send you straight to Hell
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Doctrine-Doctrine-Doctrine! King Farce preached oh so loud
He founded a Society [1], with "gRACE" they were endowed
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The gOSPEL that he preached, was from Corinthians the first
Chapter ten plus five...but what he preached brought on a curse
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Verses three and four, note the last four words of each
Never Never Never, did Dusty Rhoades these teach
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"According to the scriptures", Rhoades's Toads all took to mean
The Letters of St. Paul, and ONLY Paul's cuisine
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Dusty Rhoades now burns in Hell, upon him is Paul's CURSE [2]
Richard Edward Rhoades...his gOSPEL was perverse

[1] The Maranatha Bible Society
[2] 2nd Cor 11:4