why do i have to be a dog for my cats? the male one is teasing my neighbour's dog... the dog starts barking, doesn't stop... so i start barking... a dismembered word rough with a range of neared onomatopoeias... i hate barking, it never sounds like a dog... more like a dinosaur... Ra! (a name for a roar), a tongue's trill at the ******'s in-between... i hate barking... or like at the chemists, an old man and me, i had the seat, asked if he wanted it, he said no, we were both waiting for a prescription... 'well, if you're not taking it i'll stand with you in show of solidarity' my arms folded like a pigeon or a crow strutting... well, if he ain't going to sit i'm not going to sit either.... there you go, solidarity, **** Wałensa... mushy mushy overgrown moustache nozzle... brr brr... do the motorboat of oral *** like you're expressing shrivelling watching the northern lights! yep, got you... selfie taken... now make a pose for Lactose Falls of the waterfalls from your eyeing *******... yep... that's a happy couple... take two! no, you ******* go off and wait in the tourists' queue like the other 100 ******* did politely.