‘ola ‘ippies!
howsh the shlombo ‘aggis?
neve’ tried it? ah... tut tut;
i'm telling you,
they're from birmingham!
no river, no flow!
please direct your concerns
to the L postcode and leave
your address;
we'll be with you shortly -
please do not panic if one of
our employees is wearing a balaclava:
it might be police officer.