I could tell you I love you
But where the fun in that?
I'd rather we keep playing this game
The one you don't know we're playing
I could show you the rules
But there aren't any
I could teach you how to play
But I'm a terrible teacher
And even though you are clueless
You are still totally winning
But I'm not a poor sport
And there's a chance that I'll win
That we'll both win
Because you see my dear opponent
I'm pretty good at board games