Mar 2016
one day there was this beer drinking *****, who loved to
get drunk and be silly, you see he got his drinking vision
from his father whe drank all the time, the *****’s name is Peter
and his last name is Jorklet, and he loved to imagine life drinking
while sitting on a wing of a parrot.
You see he will sing drinking songs like 100,000 bottles of beer
on the wall and 2 fat gentlemen met in a lane, and he really loved to sing
roll out the barrel and when he sang let’s have a barrel of fun, it was really loud
so loud that his voice was heard in every pub in town, and when the barman said
let’s stop this man, he is too loud, all hell broke loose,the barman decided to go out
and make a complaint about his loud voice, when he found peter, he said, peter, your loud singing voice is electric and
ringing in my ear, and peter said *******, cause peter thought he has every right to sing, for it’s a free country
the sun is shining and the birds are singing, so why can’t i sing, then the bar manager said, yeah but, we can’t
hear all that because your voice is so loud, and then peter said to the barman
how about you give me a nice cold brown lager and the barman said, sorry, but i think you’ve had enough
because you could get aggressive if i let you have a beer now. peter said, why the hell not!
i am not drunk, it’s in my character to be this way, and you need to understand if i don’t have that beer, it will turn out worst than
if i had a beer. but the manager said, i’m sorry, but if i let you have that beer, i will be going against everything i believe
in and peter said *******, and left the bar and was walking on the path singing
100,000 bottles of beer on the wall but his drunken mind was muddled and despite him keeping on fighting himself to remember the next number
and then he said blow it and walked the rest of the way saying nothing and finally he got home and vomited in the toilet and then went to bed and slept for 10 hours.
when he got up he had an enormous hangover and mixed egg and whatever else he needs to fix up a cure
. after that he went to the school oval and whilst he was playing he saw a parrot trying to fly
with his wing and that made him think, ya know, next week i might do it again, , it’ll be fun it’ll be hard if it is like this time
but i can do it, so he took the parrot by the wing saying i will do it again that will be nice.
get drunk and be silly, you see he got his drinking vision
from his father whe drank all the time, the *****’s name is Peter
and his last name is Jorklet, and he loved to imagine life drinking
while sitting on a wing of a parrot.
You see he will sing drinking songs like 100,000 bottles of beer
on the wall and 2 fat gentlemen met in a lane, and he really loved to sing
roll out the barrel and when he sang let’s have a barrel of fun, it was really loud
so loud that his voice was heard in every pub in town, and when the barman said
let’s stop this man, he is too loud, all hell broke loose,the barman decided to go out
and make a complaint about his loud voice, when he found peter, he said, peter, your loud singing voice is electric and
ringing in my ear, and peter said *******, cause peter thought he has every right to sing, for it’s a free country
the sun is shining and the birds are singing, so why can’t i sing, then the bar manager said, yeah but, we can’t
hear all that because your voice is so loud, and then peter said to the barman
how about you give me a nice cold brown lager and the barman said, sorry, but i think you’ve had enough
because you could get aggressive if i let you have a beer now. peter said, why the hell not!
i am not drunk, it’s in my character to be this way, and you need to understand if i don’t have that beer, it will turn out worst than
if i had a beer. but the manager said, i’m sorry, but if i let you have that beer, i will be going against everything i believe
in and peter said *******, and left the bar and was walking on the path singing
100,000 bottles of beer on the wall but his drunken mind was muddled and despite him keeping on fighting himself to remember the next number
and then he said blow it and walked the rest of the way saying nothing and finally he got home and vomited in the toilet and then went to bed and slept for 10 hours.
when he got up he had an enormous hangover and mixed egg and whatever else he needs to fix up a cure
. after that he went to the school oval and whilst he was playing he saw a parrot trying to fly
with his wing and that made him think, ya know, next week i might do it again, , it’ll be fun it’ll be hard if it is like this time
but i can do it, so he took the parrot by the wing saying i will do it again that will be nice.
