Bouncy castles aren't in order They are for the plebs at some Margate two night hotel Cigarette stains gape on mildew carpets. The Lager is like a noxious high must be a Swiss import. The air turbulence pumps Ballroom Blitz The hotel owners son is taking us for a Glam ride Latex overkill, not to mention his suicide bride. She's waited so long to make her incorrect entry. And one stray cigarette has burst the initial plan a children's party Only the iinvited Hells Angels can make amends