Holding a new born baby Close in your warm strong arms Baby food dripping down your shoulder And the constant ringing of sleep alarms. A joy to behold. Walking the dog in the dead of night It alerted you at two in the morning. Waiting at bedroom door with lead No fuss just a wet sloppy warning. A joy to behold. You just sit down with an evening meal After a hard day’s work – the ‘phone rings A sales talk on something you do not want Slam the receiver down, and then say nice things. A joy to behold. Stuck in traffic when you are in a rush All you want to do is get there and back. You know something is going to happen The chap behind you didn’t see you – whack!!! A joy to behold. You fetch your loved one from the supermarket With a thousand bags for you to carry. She has spent all your wages in a flash And you wonder about the girl you did marry. A joy to behold. Watching your garden turn to weeds After a heavy fall of the never ending rain. Pulling them out with roots the size of parsnips Your back aching, pulled a muscle once again. A joy to behold. True a joy to behold.