He’s a huckster yessiree With water wine and steaks ya see A president he’ll never be That’s not in his destiny But he can polish up his brand And talk about his size of hand To try to make you understand He’ll whip it out if you demand
Some call it politics I call it bricks and sticks With lots of ***** tricks And undereducated hicks
An egotistical maniac That’s who he is as a matter of fact And it doesn’t matter how he acts Toward Mexicans as well as blacks Or the Syrians he won’t let in Now he can spit in the public’s eye The normal rules don’t seem to apply But death is something he can’t defy
Some call it politics I call it bricks and sticks With lots of ***** tricks And undereducated hicks
A prevaricator and charlatan And he’s far from the average man He’d try to have you understand Why he advocates a Muslim ban He alienates almost everyone Besides the thousands who come To his rallies are they dumb Or have affinity for a stumble ***
Some call it politics I call it bricks and sticks With lots of ***** tricks And undereducated hicks
Give him credit he tries hard Despite the fact that he’s so flawed To enter partnership with God And get the masses to applaud He’s no genius as he pretends He has too many loose ends And fewer real true friends Outside of bonds with dividends
Some call it politics I call it bricks and sticks With lots of ***** tricks And undereducated hicks