They’re not contenders Except in their own eyes They should drop out And they would were they wise But they keep telling Themselves the same lies They get A for effort But God knows they try
Meanwhile the guy At the top of the ticket Likes being in the mud Cuz he likes the thicket Some think he’s the devil Because he’s so wicked But he’s never been Good as Wilson Pickett
Then there’s the guy With the lean hungry look He’s a snake in the grass But he’s done what it took Yet nevertheless he’s still Getting shook And pretty soon they’ll be Closing his book
Although the governor Is a reasonable guy He’s always at the bottom And that is no lie But he remains in the race Though the question is why He’ll never be president Which no one denies