I fell in love with a frog, who was sitting alone on the banks of the Nile, mooning over the premature decease of his beautiful wife.
He was sobbing his heart out, his lips convulsed with woe, dripping emotion, his chin atremble, the words buried in a raven black but deafening silence.
I instantly knew he was the find of my ultimate search for love. A bathos unknown to those seeking earthly pleasures, a poignancy knocking vulgarity off its temporal pedestal.
My dear love, dearest of all other loves, my love for this frog, please become a wreath a halo, a redemptive power to soothe all pain