Woe be unto you. Sighing children. Left behind. Make the best of it. Stand by your Brand. Freelance. Start-ups of futility. Write content for six blogs. Wake up and smell the copy. Serve drinks. In three bars. Kludge together the rent. Part-time. Hustle. Hurry. Make of virtue of activity. Be productive. Convince yourself busyness is productive. Deliver. Productivity as Divine. Ten steps to improve. Seven ways to better. Fifteen hacks to boost. Means of production stolen long before you. You are cormorants with rings tight on your necks. The truth shall make you work. Harder and longer. Believe you are on your way. You are. To getting old. Old and broke and lonely. To wondering what went wrong. Your children will disdain you and the world you made. Same story told with tattoos and piercings. Good luck.