the internet is getting quirkier than expected, lucky to be in the age brackets of 20 - 30 and single... it's like a ******* freak-show out there! hey, i dig midgets, and the crass and the oompa loompas: reservation for odd spelling and vocabulary also welcome: i'll wear a ****** on my head and pretend to be wearing a balaclava ready to outline a the end of a terrorist plot if you tell me you're dyslexic backwards: shrapnel and palette tourists of a broken shell with the snail asking where ceramics came from? i sent a postcard from there, i reserved the blank space with words: i had three wishes, one of them wasn't here (where's a jinni when you need one? those scandinavians and gold herrings! / slavs and gold ferns... well, play my trombone will you?)